rv: (no need to be so hasty)
Title: i warned you about dorms, bro
Prompt: Nothing Wrong With Me (for challenge)
A post-SBURB Dave and his perfectly normal college roommate, having a perfectly normal college roommate argument discussion. Dave is failing trying to explain the following:

1) The fridge is full of swords

2) All the food is in the closet

3) Also Dave I have been warned about stairs you can stop now

4) Who's brain is in that jar, anyway

5) No, it can't be your brain

etc etc.

...Because while Bro is the coolest dude to ever slice a meteor in half, Dave has basically been raised by a lunatic.


^^^actual prompt from Homestuck Anon Meme
Rating: PG
Warnings: OC, de-anon'ing from the Homestuck Anon Meme, also unedited from original posting
Words: 2,719
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: Dave & OC

When you met Dave Strider, you thought he was a pretty cool dude. )